Jokes in Tamil

Husband: En manaivi romba TV parkira doctor.
Doctor: Entha alavukku??
Husband: Current cut aanalum TV-i Torch adichu
paarkira doctor!!

What is the difference between Love marriage &
Arranged marriage?
First one is Tharkolai..and the next one is
Thittamitta kolai

Patient: Doctor vaithu vali, porukka mudiyala doctor.
Doctor: Vaithu valikirappa yaen neenga porukka
poreenga????

Vijayakanth: Andha TV mela case podanum..
Thondan: Ean thalaiva??
Vijayakanth: Nama katchi arambichadha Vilayattu
seidhigal-la potrukkan..

Sardar Son: O God! Please make Newyork the capital of
Punjab.
Sardar: Why are you praying for that?
Sardar Son: That is what I have written in my exam...


Why are Egyptian's children always confused?? Because
after death,
their daddy becomes the Mummy!!

Sardar1: Train kandupidichadu nallatha pochu..
Sardar2: Yaen??
Sardar1: Illaina thandavalam yellam veena
poirukkum...!!

Teacher: Can you tell me something about Raja Ram
Mohan Roy?
Saradji: They were 4 best friends..!

Man: Doctor en wifekku peyi pudichirukku..
Doctor: Eppadi sollureenga???
Man: Munnadi kalakalannu sirichava ippo lakalakalakanu
sirikkira..!

"Smile is the only CURVE that makes everything
STRAIGHT."